Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Year 6

This last school year took forrreeeever and it flew. This is the second year in which I taught seniors that I also had as freshman... and unless I change schools, it's going to keep happening from now on. I better get used to it. But, I really didn't think that A.) I'd be at the same school long enough to see this happen even one time--let alone twice now B.) I didn't think I'd still be living in San Diego this long and 3.) I mean C.) I didn't think I'd still be a teacher.

I've come to realize--this year especially--that all the things I thought I didn't like, I really do like. A lot.

A.) My school: with it's bumbling, spineless administration and incompetent, whiny counseling staff, with toilet paper fires in the boys' bathroom, super-glue in all the locks, black widows in the bathrooms, and the Ag. Department's sheep pens situated in such a way that when the wind blows just right it smells like the 5 freeway in Central California... and my "Coven" of supportive teacher-friends.

B.) San Diego: with the airplanes flying over my house and interrupting my thoughts or hulu viewing, with foggy mornings and sunny 75 degree summers, with the loud-ass green parrots and the tan, skinny-ass North County cougar moms with BMW SUVs and with its running paths and trails along every shoreline possible and the best f'ing seafood and Mexican restaurants on the planet.

C.) English Teacher: with the "spit out your gum," "yes you have to do this," "are you kidding me right now?" "this is good crap you're learning," "i'm totally blowing your mind, I can tell," "yeah, macbeth is pretty much a d-bag," "your essays are why i drink so much wine at night," and... "i'm really, really proud of what you guys did these last few weeks and I'm truly going to miss laughing with you every day."

Year 6. It was a good one.

Totally unrelated but related in every way possible: The following video is about the school dress code was created by teachers in North County at High Tech High School. My life's goal for the next school year to emulate this... (the video is really long and sort derails at the end. you'll get the point after the first 2 minutes.) My FAVORITE line is, "Caught wearing tights for pants."


Monday, June 14, 2010

Off Again, On Again

It seems to be a crazy time of year for many of my blogosphere buds, and the same is true in my sphere. We had a visit from the in-laws 2 weeks ago, my mom last week and a half crazy foster dog somewhere in between. It's been fun and busy. It's been funsy. Which, of course, means "busy fun." I'm sort of in the mood to make up words. I had my freshman doing that today in imitation of the poem "Jabberwocky" by Lewis Caroll. But, my point: I'm feeling a funk setting in. What do I do with myself now that the excitement is over and my schedule is lackluster?

I suppose it's time to focus on the pre-30 goals I made specifically for this year of my life:

1. go to Europe and see a really real castle
2. Run a marathon in under 4 hours
3. Grow my hair out again

4. Get a paycheck for writing something
5. Take the GRE, apply for grad school

I've only checked off one so far...and I have exactly 9 months (as of the 14th) until my 30th birthday! I think I've got #3 well underway (I had to set something ridiculously simple, just in case the others proved too much). But, my goal to run a marathon in under 4 hours before 30 is beginning to feel ridiculous. I haven't been on a serious run in weeks; calling Monday night co-ed softball games "fartlek training" isn't going to fly anymore (especially since I'm not a very good hitter).

I was reading this month's Runner's World and found my newest training schedule inside. All I have to do is decide when to start the 16 week training program...and that will be determined by the race I decide to enter.

I'm accepting suggestions for flat/enjoyable marathons that take place in mid to late fall (2010). I'd love to hear what your favorite races might be at that time. I'm considering New York City. But, is that too big and intimidating? Should I try for a small one closer to San Diego...or family in Northern California? Anyone know much about good Central Cal races in the fall? I just can't decide.

In the mean time, I'll be doing my maintenance runs during the day while sighing and studying and dreading the training chart, which will soon become my "social life," at night.

Break 4 Hours or Bust!
(I'll post the training schedule soon.)

Friday, June 4, 2010

An Email...

I got this email from my husband after the second sleepless night with the new dog...

Dear mommy, sorry I didn't let you sleep so good last night. I'll do better tonight. I did a couple of good things this morning. I did really good on my new training leash. I walked right next to daddy. I also pooped where you want me to. I'm trying hard. Love, El Guapo

Monday, May 31, 2010

Must be the time of year...

...the sunshine is making me lazy. School feels like it's never going to get out. And, I'm working on a blog piece for Voice of San Diego that will probably never make it to publication because I get into too many politics and name namingness. So, just in case it doesn't fly (or I have to water it down so much it won't mean a thing) here is what I want to say. Here are my thoughts as I reflect back upon the school year that was and the one that is to be.

Well, with little more than a month left of school, I’ve decided to take time and reflect back upon the school year. With state budget cuts, teacher protests, district negotiations, and a general low morale, it’s been a tough year for everyone. And in the words of our district Director of Curriculum, Robin Bellarin, “There will be dark days ahead for teachers.”

From what I understand, the Williams Act started as a lawsuit over the damage done to students’ backs caused by heavy backpacks. The goal of the lawsuit was to make it so that students had a copy of all oversized texts at home and at school, so that carrying these books back and forth would no longer be necessary. But, somewhere along the way the case took a turn for the complicated and somehow, not surprisingly, it is no longer about what is best for students. According to the law, now, all schools must teach the same books and curriculum—any and all books and curriculum that one school teaches, all other schools in the district must use or have access to as well. This seems reasonable enough at first, right? But this is what that will translate to in the classroom….

At my school in the Grossmont District, I teach Lord of the Flies at the senior level. When I teach this novel, my students are put into “tribes” and every day in class we have competitions that range from kinesthetic challenges relating to the previous night’s reading to in-depth literary analysis and interpretive performances of a scene. The tribes compete with one another a la “Survivor,” to be the last one standing. When I teach Hound of the Baskervilles, a Sherlock Holmes tale, I have an investigation simulation—since all the kids want to be forensic investigators like they see on CSI. And when I teach 1984… Big Brother runs the classroom and students have to “educate paroles” to form a “Brotherhood” all while trying find Big Brother and coordinate an overthrow.

I find that the students are much more engaged with the text when I run simulations such as these because the books hold the clues to winning the “game." The novels for which I haven’t developed simulations have much lower test and reading score performances. I’m not saying all this to toot my own horn…. I’m getting to the point here:

At other schools in the district, Lord of the Flies is taught at the 9th grade level, 1984 is sophomore level and Hound of the Baskervilles is not on the list at all. (I could list dozens of other mismatches, but I think you get the idea.) If the Williams Act is actually enforced, I will most likely lose these novels either to a different grade level, or to...the dumpster? Six years of perfecting these simulations and incorporating them into my curriculum will be lost. That’s not only inconvenient for me, but it’s a disservice to my students.

And as far as aligning curriculum goes, look at how well the scripting worked in San Diego City Schools…it didn’t. It was a disaster. The reason scripting is a debacle is because teachers need to care and be excited about what they are teaching. But if we are told what to say and do, word-for-word, then we are entering a world that feels like perpetual standardized testing. It’s boring for the teacher and when teacher is bored, students are bored. And bored = less learning.

To further make my point about how well the state can run the schools, let’s look at how Prop H has been implemented. This proposition started with good intentions—and for that we are grateful! But, it has not been implemented in a safe or competent manner. I have a new high-tech classroom…that will soon be “technically” dead. The fancy, mounted projector has a $100 bulb in it with, at best, a year left of its life. When it burns out in the middle of my power point presentation, or while I’m using my document reader to go over sonnet annotations, who will replace that $100 bulb? Our department budget has been so ravaged we can only afford one bulb per year. Yet we have 14+ projectors about to burn out. They put a new DVD player in my classroom, but it is so cheap it is unable to read half the discs I put into it. And how can I forget about the day my overhead screen broke off its wall mount and nearly crashed on my head—luckily my second period class likes me and yelled for me to get out of the way before it took me out.

The last thing we need in the classroom is more regulations and “help” from the state and district—which is what we will get with the Williams Act. We’re barely surviving what they’ve “given” us so far. (I understand they give us our funding. But they get the funds from the tax payers. And I have a feeling tax payers would not be satisfied with the ways the state and districts choose to spend their money…)

Final thoughts.
Should for some reason we allow the Williams Act to be enforced, what will come of all the books each site will no longer be able to teach? A certain Ray Bradbury book comes to mind…. Indeed, dark days may be ahead for the teachers, but it’s the students who will suffer.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Eliminate GI Issues


Now that I'm trying to run faster, I've been experiencing more stomach/intestinal pain and cramping during and after my tempo runs. So I turned to my friends at Runner's World, yet again (I should be their official spokesperson since I promote them so much!), for a solution to this painful, annoying, and performance inhibiting issue. I found the following article very helpful. If you get chills, cramps, and have to make frequent runs for the bathroom during or after your runs, then you should read this article too. It explains the scientific reasons behind this biological bedevilment and how to eat properly before and after a run to ensure freedom from cramping and... well, you know.
Article: Runner's Digest: Eliminate stomach trouble with our short list of foods to eat--and avoid